Showing posts with label movie: 2 stars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie: 2 stars. Show all posts

Monday, December 30, 2013

Cloud Atlas (2012)

★★

I can appreciate that this movie was a grand, large-scale project, but simply put, I just couldn't get past the yellowface. I know there was a theme of souls transcending race and gender, but this excerpt from the linked article sums it up for me:

In one plotline concerning black slaves, each slave was played by a black actor.

"You have to ask yourself: Would the directors have used blackface on a white actor to play Gyasi’s role?” asked Aoki [founding president of Media Action Network for Asian Americans], referring to David Gyasi, the freed slave in the film. I don’t think so: That would have outraged African American viewers. But badly done yellowface is still OK."


And yes, the yellowface was badly done. When I saw the first yellowfaced actor on screen, I expressed my indignation. In response, Ken assured me that the man was not meant to be Asian; surely he was some kind of conglomerate alien race / human / machine hybrid. Uh, actually, it turned out he was meant to be Korean.

Anyway, I liked the idea of a single soul being reincarnated through time and space, but my eyes weren't keen enough to spot the fleeting birthmark in each of the story lines. After the movie, I had to resort to an Internet search to find out who had the birthmark.

Also, I honestly just kept getting confused. We watched the movie after the kids went to bed, not knowing how long it was, and it went on well past midnight. Maybe I just wasn't fully awake enough to follow the many angles being presented. This first viewing, though, didn't pique my interest enough to encourage a second viewing.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

The Three Musketeers (1973)

★★

I really wanted to like this movie, but it was so campy and dated that I found myself multi-tasking, and then forgetting to actually watch the movie.

To its credit, the movie did have good sets and good costumes, and it included unexpected details from the book - like d'Artagnan's mother's healing ointment, the Cardinal's guards paying the townspeople to cheer for the Cardinal, and the Duke of Buckingham's shrine to Anne of Austria.

But then, other important details from the book were inexplicably changed, seemingly for no reason. d'Artagnan did not lose his letter of introduction when he first encountered Rochefort, and d'Artagnan did not save Constance when she was first kidnapped by the Cardinal's guards - she got away merely by being clumsy! Obviously, Constance was made into a klutz for comic purposes, but why cut out a good swashbuckling scene? Frequently, opportunities to showcase swashbuckling were enhanced by bringing in the three musketeers to aid d'Artagnan, though they were not all four so frequently brought together in the book. At one point, it's made clear that d'Artagnan is illiterate - What!? Why!? Weird.

Overall, the movie was just too corny, and the actors never drew me in. I wanted so much to like it, I even tried to watch the sequel, The Four Musketeers, which presumably finishes the story from where the first movie left off. It's not often that I just give up on a movie and turn it off, but I really just found myself not enjoying the movie at all. Now I can't even give the sequel a rating because I didn't even finish watching it!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Count of Monte Cristo (1998)

★★

*** Warning: This review contains spoilers!! ***

Ugh. So much of my time watching this mini-series was spent feeling disappointed that I really can't bring myself to give it more than 2 stars. Where do I begin?

Of course, whenever a movie is based on a book, every way in which the movie deviates from the book is a point of criticism for me. I do understand that in order to simplify the story for the screen, the story sometimes needs to be condensed, or characters omitted. In this way, it did not really bother me at all that Eugenie Danglars and Julie Morrel were left out, or that Madame Danglar's affair with Lucien DeBray (also completely omitted) was not included.

I can't, however, so easily overlook other omissions or modifications that seemed to serve no purpose. Haydee was not introduced until much later in the story, which was detrimental to the Count's character development. Her mere presence upon their arrival in Paris is what gave the Count an air of mystery and eccentricity. Without Haydee, the Count came across as just another rich guy.

I suppose it made sense, for simplicity's sake, to separate Benedetto from Bertuccio, but was it really necessary to change Benedetto's name? His role became so minor, his entire relationship with the Count having been omitted, that the whole court scene in which he identifies Villefort as his father was omitted! This scene was pivotal in the book, filled with drama, and without it, Villefort doesn't descend into madness as he does in the book.

And speaking of Villefort - Madame Villefort's cherished son, Edward, was completely left out as well. Indeed, he had a small role to play, but it was significant in that it was only upon his death that the Count of Monte Cristo realized - by his own accord - that his vengeance had gone too far.

Instead of having that meaningful moment of self-realization, the movie gives us the Count's realization through Camille, who was not in the book at all and who was nothing but an annoying, infuriating distraction. At one point in the movie, Monte Cristo calls Valentine "too blond, too insipid" - he might as well have been talking about Camille, and yet, he supposedly fell for her! A huge part of the Count of Monte Cristo's character was his long-held belief that having had his heart broken by Mercedes, he did not think he was capable, nor did he think he was worthy, of loving again. And even though we saw a glimmer of hope in Monte Cristo, it wasn't until after everything unfolded that he allowed himself to feel love again. The one redeeming thing about Camille is that the Count did not end up with her.

But wait, there's more. Instead of progressing chronologically from the beginning, the movie relied too much on flashbacks to explain why Edmond Dantes was in prison in the first place, and it never really explained the motivation of Danglars or Fernand. We never saw a true portrait of the young, happy, life-loving, filled-with-potential Edmond, and so the viewer never got a good sense for what was really sacrified when Edmond was sent to prison.

In the book, it was clear that the only way Edmond was able to survive so many years in prison was because he and the Abbe Faria devoted their time to Edmond's all-around education - in politics, languages, alchemy, etc. Why did the movie dismiss all that, and say that the abbe taught him nothing?!

The movie also took strange liberties to introduce a sexual angle to the story. Besides the booty call with Camille (which was LAME-O!), Edmond encountered a superfluous prostitute when he first escaped from prison, and then the judge who pardoned Peppino had a weird fetish! Why bother with that stuff?

Overall, the lack of attention to details was disappointing. The "red silk purse" represented so much in the book, why change it to a dull brown sack!? The portrait of Mercedes looking out to sea let the reader know that Mercedes never stopped loving Edmond - so why leave it out of the movie?

Finally, much of the casting and character portrayals just didn't seem right. I really did not find Gerard Depardieu convincing at all. He was not the imposing figure I've always imagined the Count to be. Instead, he was stocky and fat and his shoulders were distractingly broad. Albert did not have any of the joie de vivre that he had in the book, and one of the best scenes in the book - when Albert slept peacefully while in Luigi Vampa's lair - was, of course, omitted. Fernand looked about 20 years too old.

So, was there anything I liked about this mini-series? Honestly, I didn't mind the new, Hollywood ending, because deep down I sort of wished for that ending in the book, too. I liked the way the movie gave us a glimpse of the Count's alchemy lab, so we see how he came to possess so many vials of potions and antidotes. Mostly, though, as I watched the episodes, I found myself just waiting for the series to end.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Cars 2 (2011)

★★

Oh, this movie just doesn't live up to the original. To its defense, it does seem like the creators tried to gear Cars 2 to the same audience who got hooked on Cars when it first came out, and who are now five years older. While Cars is perfect for the pre-school set, Cars 2 - with its explosions, guns, evil mastermind, and more complex plot - is really more appropriate for elementary school-aged kids. But even so, the plot is just so convoluted.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)

★★

I've been known to appreciate quite a few romantic comedies, but very few straight-up romances. Even with the sci-fi component, this movie didn't pull me in. A few good scenes, but mostly kind of slow. The problem with time travel is that unless you are meticulous in story-telling (which is rarely the case), there's always something that will make you think, "Why can't he just do blah blah blah?" to solve a problem. The implication of fate and lack of free will is disturbing, too. I was turned off by the older man / little girl relationship (innocent, yes, but still creepy), and my favorite character, Alba, didn't show up until the end, and then I didn't get enough of her.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

The Invention of Lying (2009)

★★

With an all-star cast and an original conceit, I had high hopes for this movie. But, it wasn't as funny or as engaging as I thought it would be. "The Invention of Lying" is a bit of a misnomer, because the characters in the movie weren't just incapable of lying, they were also incapable of internal monologues and instead blurted out whatever thought came to mind, whether or not they were asked for their opinion.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

★★

Pretty goofy. Just what you'd expect from a Kevin James movie. I did chuckle quite a bit. I put it on our Netflix queue because it was filmed in our local mall!! That was the best part, seeing all the familiar places.

Jurassic Park III (2001)

★★

Well, it wasn't very good, but actually not as bad as I expected. The precocious kid character wasn't annoying. William H. Macy was goofy funny. Unfortunately, the movie also had one of my biggest pet peeves: a clueless woman who doesn't understand context and invites disaster by doing stupid things.

Quantum of Solace (2008)

★★

For me, the best part of the movie was the opening in Siena, Italy because I just saw Siena on an episode of Rick Steve's Europe. Other than that, all the action scenes were fast and crowded with images - I had no idea what was going on. I'm not very knowledgeable about Bond, and I know this is supposed to be something like "Bond: The Early Years", but Bond seemed unsophisticated and fool-hardy to me. I figure, if you're doing a franchise, you might as well stick to the formula that works.

10,000 B.C. (2008)

★★

Entirely derivative; any self-respecting fan of fantasy/sci-fi/adventure (like Ken) could predict upcoming scenes. The movie itself is not particularly good, but if not taken seriously, it can be fun to watch.